As many of us bask in the magical glow of Christmas (or weed, booze, food or maybe a touch of greed), I have a gift to give you and it is called Rare Exports - A Christmas Tale.

There is a dig going on in Northern Finland and they are looking for Santa Claus. They do find him and a whole lot more. Some things come naturally to Santa Claus like smelling out children or chowing down on gingerbread cookies, but you'll need to train him to coddle those kiddies on their lap rather than kidnapping them. See creepy Santas (yes, plural), a little kid who starts to divine & spout Bruce Willis dialog, lots of dead reindeer and an entrepreneur spirit which will explain many childhood questions we might feel weird about asking as adults.

As someone said the evening we watched this, Rare Exports "had an ending which ties the room together." Sit, smoke and ring in the last bit of Christmas cheer and then we get to do it again next year.