If you ever get a glowing walnut or someone telling you that you are now one of the chosen ones, this might be your message from space. Perhaps this plot convention was a bit too subtle for me (along with anything remotely resembling a story) with this movie, but don't leave for the bad acting; stay for the amazing costumes and puzzling dialog. Even with the help of Vic Morrow & Sonny Chiba, it took me three different occasions to finish this up.

I'd like to thank the filmmakers for ripping off Star Wars so blatantly it borders on the impressive (this came out in 1978 while Star Wars came out the previous year). I'd also like to thank my new dispensary for meds which translated my message from space as "go smoke some more weed while watching this." It worked wonders.