If you need just one reason to watch Corvette Summer, do it so you can see Luke Skywalker look complete grungy and really, really coked up for an entire movie. I guess when your far off galaxy is Southern California and your X-wing fighter is a Corvette Stingray, life is a little more humdrum until someone comes along and snatches your ride. So you go grab your blaster and get it back.

I don't want to ruin a moment of this film, but it is exactly the same movie as Star Wars except Luke does end up getting laid. It's not his sister, but Annie Potts, who would one day become quite famous herself for becoming the Ghostbusters' secretary. Also keep an eye out for Blade Runner Replicant Brion James as a car thief. Comic Con geeks should be masturbating to this shit!

And I don't say it enough, but if you are watching this film without weed, you are doing a disservice to this and many of the other fine films I put on here. I can't be responsible for your disappointment, boredom and/or disgust.

Special thanks to Jamie of Drive Cult. I stole the name of this post from him.