Besides old school stoners Cheech and Chong and the barely tolerable Bluntman and Chronic, there are no good weed superheroes, much less anything resembling a Marvel Cinematic Universe or DC Cinematic Universe. So about lunchtime, I drape my robe over my shoulders like a cape, get a little medicated and pretend I can fill that hole in my life while I stare out the window at the ocean. OK, that’s not true at all, besides the getting baked part. I don’t even own a robe.

Our favorite maryjane starlet Kristen Stewart and that guy from The Social Network who also played Lex Luther (so there is a superhero connection here) stars in this violent comedy. Here's the red band trailer because if you are reading this, you are an adult, right? I need to go buy a robe.