Circa 1995. Michael Mann’s Heat was opening in theaters worldwide and people where freaking out about Robert De Niro and Al Pacino first one-on-one scene together. Sure, it was good. But what about two years earlier when Dennis Hopper was facing off against Christopher Walken? Didn’t see it? Well, well, well. You are in for a treat, not to mention Brad Pitt smoking weed and Christian Slater not being Mr. Robot. This was a Tarantino script, but not his direction.

Some advice: Medicate your way throughout the length of the film. A question: Are Gary Oldman & Justin Theroux separated at birth? More advice: Don’t take advice from evil Elvis. It’s going to be bad.