Surprises are better when you are stoned, so long as you don’t have to do anything. This was my first reaction to finding out about The Banana Splits Movie. Someone out in the world decided this was a good intellectual property to mine and turn into a horror film? A second joint was smoked before accepting this was a reality.

For context, The Banana Splits Adventure Hour was a precursor to Sesame Street by one year. It ran for three years while Sesame Street has been around for fifty. You can come to your own conclusions.

If you don’t imbibe before watching this, I can’t fathom why you are on this site.