George Clooney, Forget About Ocean & Help Bring Back Jim Rockford
Let face it, remakes are a way of life in Hollywood these days. Television shows and toys seem to be the easiest and most bankable thing next to video games. But I'm not saying anything you don't know already. I like to be entertained more than anyone I know so here is my humble plug.
Hi George,
Marijuana Movie Night respectfully asks you to stop making those fucking Ocean movies. They were fun for a while, but let's move on, please. We know you like to work so get your people down at Smoke House Pictures to option The Rockford Files. Make it into a movie with you as Jim and set it in its original 1970s Los Angeles. Throw in Sam Rockwell as Angel and get some of your people to get you a half decent script by no more than two writers. These rest is up to you and your industry juice. By the way, no need to thank me. Just invite me to the premier. Looking forward to it.
Yours,