Could We Get An R Rated C-3PO Film?
It’s time for an R rated Star Wars movie. There are billions of stories to tell from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far way. How about some adult adventures? I mean, they don’t need to be Paul Verhoeven-level stuff (but it would be cool it he were to direct a project like this). Quentin Tarantino floated out a pitch for an R- rated Star Trek film. However, the word is that it’s a no-go.
C-3PO has a strong case to be our R-rated A Star Wars Story. 3P0 has been around so many heroic happenings. He does drop out in sections of the saga where he could be anywhere doing anything. Lets look at some of his talents. He is a galactic translator. He can communicate with virtually billions of creatures & droids in the universe.. He is the perfect every-person, during his best in extraordinary circumstances.. Which leads me to the sexual identification of a droid. Is it software or the machine making a choice on how he is identified to the universe? A C-3PO movie could delve into his programming and give us a better idea on the internal life of droids. What about robots that rebel like R2-D2 or robots that fuck like an electric space dildo?
Perhaps there was a secret rebel mission erased from his memory where 3PO ends up in the clutches of…a secret S&M Imperial Star Destroyer & Slave Command, Jabba the Hut’s Brothel or palace intrigue during time serving at the pleasure of Queen Amidala. Or Princess Leia. So many directions to explore. I would like to see some random nudity anywhere. And if I can’t get that, I’ll settle for rampant & gratuitous violence.